How Gauche

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How to be PC is the newest chapter in the book of etiquette, and it's all blankety blank. Yes this song is ridiculous but so is the thing it is mocking.

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FORK ON THE LEFT, & A SPOON ON THE RIGHT, WHICH GLASS DO I USE, IF I WANNA DRINK SPRITE

YA GOTTA STAND UP SIT DOWN SHAKE HANDS BOW, REMOVE THAT HAT, IF YOUR WORSHIPPN A COW

THIS WAY DON’T SAY WHAT’S NOT RIGHT, I’M NOT ITALIAN, I’M MEDITERRANIAN DELIGHT



DON’T PICK YER NOSE, DON’T SMELL YOUR SOCKS, DON’T SCRATCH YOUR ASS, DON’T TOUCH YOUR CROTCH

YA GOTTA BE POLITE, DON’T STARE INSPITE, DON’T LOOK TO LONG AT WHAT’S NOT QUITE RIGHT

FAKE INTEREST, SINCERITY’S A JEST, HONESTY MY MOST SERIOUS OFFENSE



ETIQUETTE, ETIQUETTE.

I DISDAIN, THAT THE STUPIDEST FEIGN. ETIQUETTE, ETIQUETTE

IT’S SO INANE, THE SUPERCILLIOUS GAME OF ETIQUETTE, ETIQUETTE



SO GIVES US A KISS, CUZ THIS IS A TEST, AND A FAILING SCORE, IS A SOCAIL HEX

BUT ITS FOR THE BEST, I MUST CONFESS, DON’T WANNA BE, ONE OF YOUR BLESSED

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from Sir Jhon, released August 7, 2006

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Sir Jhon Coloma, California

The punk grass Sir Jhon creates is not based on emulating any specific musical style; rather it draws from the DIY aesthetic common in the punk world, while utilizing instruments and tempos that are often associated with bluegrass.

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